75454
Joke of the Day
"Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal."
Next Joke
"Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body."
"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."
"What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg."
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."
"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"
"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"
"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo"