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Joke of the Day

"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"

"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."

"Thinking that you're on speaking terms with God is like finding out you've been playing both parts in an episode of ""Catfish"""

"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"So when I went to buy my new phone, the Extravert, I asked if there was an Introvert... and they handed me a book."

"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."

"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"

"My grandad was killed by a zulu He was having a shit in London zoo and the roof fell in."

"I can honestly say that the ""Just Say No!"" approach kept me completely drug free throughout my youth. Whenever I saw a group of kids doing drugs and I asked if I could try some, they just said ""No!"""