25509
Joke of the Day
"Which teachers care the most about their students? Math teachers, because every student counts."
Next Joke
"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."
"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"
"What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice."
"Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don't have enough teeth to chew it."
"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."