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Joke of the Day

"Think what you will about Obama, But so far he's the best black president we've ever had."

"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."

"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"

"Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child)."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken, came.... In another box!"

"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."

"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"

"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."

"I'm only racist when I'm driving."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."