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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."

"What do you call the security guys at Samsung The guardians of the galaxy"

"Only 4 percent of Texas residents think there is an immigration problem... The other 96% said ""que dijo?"""

"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""

"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"

"I wouldn't say my butt plug the best sex toy... but it's definitely up there."

"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""

"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."