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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was such a hypocrite Preaches waiting for marriage and all that. Meanwhile he just goes and gets nailed 3 times in one day."

"What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street? I'm Arnold to assist you."

"""God damn it son. I'm not made out of honey!"" - Father bee to son bee."

"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."

"I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the ""How did you prepare for today?"" red carpet question with ""Cocaine and sit ups."" #GoldenGlobes"

"[god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care"

"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."

"There is no reason to hit a woman! Lol, just kidding"

"Why do dogs lick their dicks? Because they can."