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Joke of the Day
"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."
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"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"
"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."
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"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How do you get his little legs open?"
"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"
"Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne? She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers."
"I can't see very well in the dark but on the bright side, I see just fine."