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"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
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"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."
"If you tell me to make myself at home, don't be surprised when I take my pants off and drink all your vodka."
"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."
"An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50."
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"You can justify pretty much any shit you put into your body these days simply by saying, ""But it's got antioxidants."""
"Trump got a sandwich named after him at his favorite deli. Commander in Cheese Meltdown. They put it on the kid's menu."
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"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"