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Joke of the Day
"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."
Next Joke
"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"
"9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one.."
"What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!"
"An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google"
"Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome."
"what did the cemetery dude say when he buried the wrong guy? i made a grave mistake"
"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"
"Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?"