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Joke of the Day
"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"
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"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."
"In a group friends when you laugh you will always look at the person you like the most... Thats why I always sit next to a mirror."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""
"Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!"
"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"You shouldn't be friends with a fence, because... ...They hold you back."
"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."