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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."

"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."

"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."

"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."

"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."

"Why was the piggy bank invented? To keep the jews away."