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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"

"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"

"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."

"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother."

"What do you find in the Pope's toilet? Holy shit!"

"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."

"Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle."