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Joke of the Day
"I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx."
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"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"
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"I tried taking Viagara the other day... I must not have swallowed it fast enough, because man oh man was my neck stiff!"
"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder."