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Joke of the Day

"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""

"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""

"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"

"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."

"For all of those that think alcohol is a problem... according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution. Thanks science!"

"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"

"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"

"At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know."