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Joke of the Day
"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."
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"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"
"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"
"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."
"Why can't R2D2 walk? Because he has MS-DOS"
"This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow."
"[job interview] HR: Says here you're very good at multi-tasking *me taking a selfie & spinning in chair HR: *whispering ""wow he's good"""
"A guy's ego."
"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"
"I'm so faithful, I don't even have a girlfriend and I STILL don't sleep with other women!"