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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."
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"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."
"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."
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"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."