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Joke of the Day
"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"
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"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."
"I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues."
"My financial situation is so bad, I'M being sponsored by a child in Africa"
"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"
"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."
"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? Fucked."
"Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?"