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Joke of the Day

"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""

"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."

"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"

"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"

"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""

"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."

"Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe. Well, at least 5/6 people will."

"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."

"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."

"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"