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Joke of the Day

"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."

"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."

"I hate Mexican jokes... Nunca puedo entenderlos. Edit: The translation of this is ""I never understand them""."

"if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute"

"I would put a web cam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"

"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"

"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"

"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."