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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."

"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""

"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."

"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."

"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."

"A Dad picks his son up from school Dad: what did you learn at school today, son? Son: apparently not enough, I have to go back tomorrow."

"Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses."

"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"

"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."