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Joke of the Day

"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"

"Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said ""What are we going to do?"" The other replied ""Quick turn the car into a side street."""

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""

"My whole life feels like when you're called up to the chalkboard to solve a math problem."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling."

"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("

"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""

"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"

"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"