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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."

"What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc..."

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"

"See these teardrop tattoos? I got one for every time I cried in jail."

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""

"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."

"If at first you don't succeed, then you will have alerted them to your presence. It is important that you at first succeed."

"what do you do if a blonde women throws a grenade at you? Catch it pull then pin out and throw it back .. *blonde lady"

"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""