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Joke of the Day
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"
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"Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!"
"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."
"Imma be, I'm a be, I'm a be, Imma, Imma, Imma be... Just kidding, Imma wasp."
"My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was ""practically screaming out at her"" That's the last time I buy her an orphan"
"Why are all black people fast? They aren't... The slow ones are in jail"
"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."
"Asked to switch seats. I wanted to switch seats on the plane last week because of a crying baby. The stewardess said no... just because it was my baby"
"This is your Captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."