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Joke of the Day
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"
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"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."
"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."
"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"
"Build a man a fire, and you'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."
"What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company? Progressive *this just popped up in my head while in the shower. If already posted I apologize in advance*"
"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"
"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""
"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"