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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."

"I turn my phone off overnight. A 3am text either means bad news or drunk people, and both make more sense in the morning."

"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""

"Did you hear about the two radio antennae who fell in love and decided to get married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."

"Black Santa reached into his bag of presents... He may have been reaching for a weapon. An officer involved shooting occurred."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"

"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"