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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."
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"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."
"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 78.5"
"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""
"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""
"How to know you're a Redneck When you look at your sister and think ""I'd bang her""."
"[at a wedding] ""So, ya come here often?"""
"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."