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Joke of the Day

"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."

"Project Manager Humor Why do Vampires make poor project managers? Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)"

"A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall."

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."

"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"

"Why is it that the more numbers someone has in their e-mail address, the less I respect them?"

"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""

"There is 1 type of person in the world 0. Those that program 1. Those that don't 2. NullPointerException"

"They say that dog is mans best friend ... ... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet"

"yo momma so stupid when her gas ran out, she sold her car to pay for her petrol."