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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""
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"I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame."
"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."
"Your face... ...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer."
"What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" -Lee Harvey Oswald"
"Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color... just not when it turns purple"
"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."
"What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !"
"Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. It stinks."