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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."
Next Joke
"Why did the girlfriend of a guy trying to pay down $20K in debt leave him? No eating out."
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."
"BARENKATAPULT!"
"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"
"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"
"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."