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Joke of the Day

"I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame."

"Girls are like Blackjack I aim for 21, but I always hit on 14"

"February 29th is just like a dead beat dad. It only shows up every four years."

"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."

"Just goes to show, you're never to old to try new things. My nan starting running when she was 65, she's 71 now and we've no idea where she is."

"What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins."

"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."

"A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer..."

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung."