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Joke of the Day

"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."

"What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D"

"If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone? ""*No!*"" Wanna to go camping?"

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife? Because he couldn't sleep with anyone."

"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"

"I was going to tell a pizza joke but... It was too CHEESY! HAHAHAHAHA"

"I was looking through the living room window at the tree I'd just planted and I thought to myself ""Why didn't I plant it out here in the garden?"""

"What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know."

"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""