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Joke of the Day

"What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables."

"Why didn't Hitler ever order the French Dip sandwich when he went out to eat? Because he hated au jus."

"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"

"Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens? Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks."

"If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this: Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful."

"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."

"when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard"

"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out. Curse those wrap-scallions!"

"If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more."