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Joke of the Day
"What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !"
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"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."
"How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>"
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"
"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"
"If I were Jesus, I'd change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?"
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."
"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."