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Joke of the Day
"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"
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"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"
"If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy."
"Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid. *Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger* Get off my lawn before I call the cops"
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
"Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."
"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."