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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
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"Friend: I set a new personal record last week Me: Me too Friend: I took 2 minutes off my marathon time Me: I ate 12 tacos in one sitting."
"Are the Polish for or against abductions? Maybe I should take a poll"
"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"
"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."
"What do Australians call upside down cake? Cake."
"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines."
"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."
"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."