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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ;)"

"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."

"*emergency room* NURSE: ""we're losing him!"" DOCTOR [pouring like a lot of buckets of ice water on his head]: ""IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN"""

"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""

"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."

"Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years."

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."