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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."

"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"

"Skrillex! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Skrillex! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to blender*"

"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."

"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."

"I suck at video games. I mess up the character's life like I have my own. I played Mario today and he ended up $60K in debt and had 4 DUIs."

"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"

"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."

"""Hey! I don't remember all those CGI space-dudes at the reception!""--George Lucas's wife re-watching their old wedding vids."

"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"