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Joke of the Day

"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."

"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"

"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."

"About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach."

"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted."

"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."

"Scottage Cheese"