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Joke of the Day

"Why I think North Korea is a bad place [deleted]"

"I too like my women the same way as I like my coffee... Constantly berating me making me wish I was dead."

"How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."

"If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before."

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it smacks into a car windshield on the highway? Its ass."

"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."

"What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods."