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Joke of the Day

"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"

"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet"

"Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. ""What is this? It tastes like hair,"" said one ungrateful child."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"

"I now know I'm getting old. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow that's a nice bed."

"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."

"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."