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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up women in Auschwitz? With a broom & dustpan."
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"How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter."
"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"
"My dog LOVES dark chocolate... He doesn't care about antioxidants, it's all about great taste for him"
"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."
"So I called Amazon customer support to try and get credit for a late package. They said no. They cut me down in my Amazon Prime."
"How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes."
"Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag."
"Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down."
"Hey girls, you are not a ""mommy"" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon."