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Joke of the Day

"BEST SHORT JOKE you know about YOUR OWN RACE Hear the one about Ku Klux Kinevil? He tried to jump 50 Negros with a steam roller."

"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... F*ck you guys this is funny to me."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."

"""Balls!"" Said the queen. ""If I had two I'd be the king!"""

"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Cunt-sway-low"

"A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar. I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night."

"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."