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Joke of the Day

"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to [/r/AntiJokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/)."

"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."

"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."

"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."

"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."

"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."

"When I said ""I'm really good in bed"" I was referring to sleeping. Sorry for the misunderstanding, you can pull your pants up now."