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Joke of the Day
"""Balls!"" Said the queen. ""If I had two I'd be the king!"""
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"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Remarry"
"I feel sorry for Bruce Jenner. He should have never admitted that he is a Republican. Some things are just better kept in the closet."
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do."
"There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom."
"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."
"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"
"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."
"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."