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Joke of the Day

"""Mrs. Doubtfire"" is my favorite movie about a messy custody battle that gives way to horribly illegal and creepy transgendered stalking."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"

"I've decided to fight my addiction I'm not posting on reddit until next year"

"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"

"The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don't believe in Santa 3. You dress up like Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""

"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."

"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"