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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to fight my addiction I'm not posting on reddit until next year"
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"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."
"Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?"
"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."
"Don't let that ""Metalica"" t-shirt fool you. She knows every word to Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball"""
"I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy but I needed something for the hangovers."
"Who should have played Bilbo? Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard."
"CW: I spent all weekend raking leaves. Me: I don't rake. CW: Leaves will kill your grass! Me: I wonder how grass survived before humans."
"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"
"What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s."