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Joke of the Day
"What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? ""Who ordered the two jumbos?!"""
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"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."
"A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van."
"You shouldn't be friends with a fence, because... ...They hold you back."
"I hope the guy who named the ""walkie talkie"" called his home phone ""standie talkie"" and his toilet ""sittie shitty""."
"Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard."
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet."
"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"
"What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... ... But it didn't."