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Joke of the Day

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"

"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."

"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."

"Mom: Want to come over for dinner? Me: No thanks, already ate Mom: What did you have? Me: Peanut butter Mom: With? Me: Spoon"

"""How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?"" - Not in a kids movie, dude. ""Ok, but it's puppy skin?"" - Oh, then YES!"

"Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter."

"*wife leaves message on fridge w/ magnets* WE ARET HROUGH maybe it's an anagram *rearranges* ROUGH WEATHER whoa better pack an umbrella"

"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"

"I like my women exactly how I like my pet. I like both to be horse!"