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Joke of the Day

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"I got jury duty next week My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"

"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"

"A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there."

"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"

"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."