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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."

"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth."

"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"

"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"

"Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted."

"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."

"Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo? for meatier showers."

"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"