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Joke of the Day

"A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there."

"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."

"The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents"

"How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it."

"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"Food choices How come almost everything that tastes good is bad and almost everything that tastes bad is good?"

"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"

"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."