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Joke of the Day

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."

"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"

"My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple Both need to leave quickly. Who gets out first? The gay couple. Their shit's already packed."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put in the wrong socks this morning."

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."

"What happens when you steal englishmens tea Elizabet II merges together with James Bond and Mr. Bean and creates an apocalypse machine."

"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."